SOCRATES
A philosopher and a fashionista, confessed alcoholic and LSD abuser, bookworm and scroll muncher, Socrates is the wise old one of the bunch. His creations are not just stylish, but thought-provoking, with deep messages and hidden meanings woven into every stitch. Some will hate him and his work, but anyone who cares about their appearance is bound to love him and his designs.
Whether you're looking for a tee that will make you ponder the mysteries of the universe or a rag that will inspire you to live your best life, Socrates has it. And with his years of experience and sage advice, he's the perfect guide for anyone looking to elevate their style and their outlook on life. He may not be the best fit for your underage daughter, but that's hardly what you're looking for here, is it?
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